I am cleaning up my yahoo email, and found this response from Hubby to an email probably originated from my mother in law. Some answers are darn funny. Some answers are true. He hates Celine Dion.
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1. LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN A THEATRE? I don't remember, but the popcorn sucked.
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? How To Succeed As A Male Stripper
3. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Naked Twister
4. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Let's just say that it comes in a brown paper wrap.
5. FAVORITE SMELLS? Popcorn!
6. COMFORT FOODS? Popcorn!
7. FAVORITE SOUNDS? The sound of popcorn popping!
8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Running out of popcorn!
9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING THAT YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Why have I been handcuffed naked to this telephone pole?
10. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE? All of them!
11. FUTURE CHILDREN'S NAME. "Seven". Maybe "Soda".
12. FINISH THIS STATEMENT. "IF I HAD A LOT OF MONEY, I WOULD..... Buy the Q-Muk Restaurant in Hong Kong, move it to Oakville, and pay the cooks to move here and cook me noodles every day.
13. DO YOU DRIVE FAST? Not fast enough to lose the cops.
14. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? My childhood dog, and he's starting to smell.
15. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? Cool, but only IF they're scary!
16. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? A Lamborghini. But it was two inches long, and I was 5 years old.
17. FAVORITE DRINK? Battery acid. Try it, you'll like it.
18. FINISH THIS STATEMENT - "IF I HAD THE TIME, I would learn how to rob a bank and make Question #12 come true.
19. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS ON BROCCOLI? What's broccoli?
20. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE? I would pick a different colour for each hair on my head. This could also be the answer to #18.
21. HOW MANY DIFFERENT CITIES/TOWNS HAVE YOU LIVED IN? Hamilton, Ontario; Burlington, Ontario; Oakville, Ontario; Toronto, Ontario. The Ontario police won't let me leave.
22. GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? I drink right out of the bottle.
23. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Female naked Jell-O wrestling.
24. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SITS NEXT TO YOU? My mother always said if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all. So...
25. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? A couple of corpses. But trust me, they deserved it.
26. TOILET PAPER/PAPER TOWEL - OVER OR UNDER? I use pictures of Celine Dion.
27. MORNING PERSON, OR NIGHT OWL? Whenever the guards wake me up.
28. OVER EASY, OR SUNNY SIDE UP? This is a trick question. You can't fry popcorn, silly!
29. FAVORITE PLACE TO RELAX? It used to be under my bed. See #25.
30. FAVORITE PIE? 3.141592654
31. OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU E-MAILED THIS TO, WHO'S MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Boy George. As if he's got something better to do.
32. LEAST LIKELY? Santa Claus. I've been naughty this year.
Friday, October 12, 2007
Monday, October 08, 2007
thanksgiving
We went to the inlaws to have thanksgiving dinner yesterday. They finally moved to an apartment building, our old apartment building in fact. It's a good choice as they know lots of people in the building already.
Something bad happened that ruined the day. Brother-in-law's SUV got vandalised. The back window pane was gone, all broken. Glass everywhere. Nothing was stolen though. He wouldn't be able to fix it today as it's a holiday. Whoever did that is scum of the scum!!!
Something bad happened that ruined the day. Brother-in-law's SUV got vandalised. The back window pane was gone, all broken. Glass everywhere. Nothing was stolen though. He wouldn't be able to fix it today as it's a holiday. Whoever did that is scum of the scum!!!
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